when u do something and u laugh about it at first but then start to regret it later
the rise and fall
How to relationship.
it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog
It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time**goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
|—||Sara Quin (via iambroseidon)|
Dear future son/daughter
I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster
so many of my friends are queer that i genuinely forget that the majority of the population isn’t on a regular basis