stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

castleocd:

This is Stana Katic acting as if Kate Beckett was acting

THIS IS ACTING PEOPLE

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

horsefricker:

reblog if girls are hella

boydragonlord:

when a blogger you admire reblogs your post

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meatmodel:

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

thefirstblackspectre:

support our troops

owlmylove:

flowers in our hair :: cheery songs to clap, laugh and dance along to with grass between your toes and flowers in your hair, fading into happy indie songs and relaxed acoustics.

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01. All About Us (feat. Owl City) - he is we // 02. Mountain Sound - of monsters & men // 03. Little Numbers - BOY (oh, all of the pretty things that we could be) // 04. Bourgeois Shangri-La - miss li // 05. All is Love - karen o & the kids // 06. Be Okay - ingrid michaelson // 07. You And I - avalanche city // 08. Float - ko ko // 09. White Nights - oh land // 10. Dog Days Are Over - florence & the machine (happiness hit her like a train on a track) // 11. Hi Hey There Hello - the mowglis // 12. T-Shirt Weather - the lucksmiths // 13. Something In The Water - brooke frasier (I’ve got halos made of summer, rhythms made of spring) // 14. Piazza, New York Catcher - belle & sebastian // 15. Could It Be Another Change - the samples // 16. Strawberry Swing - coldplay (well it’s such, it’s such a perfect day) // 17. The Wolves & the Ravens - rogue valley // 18. Featherstone - the paper kites