when you hear a rap song on the radio
if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life
my phone autocorrected “queerness” to “queer mess” and it’s never understood me better than in that moment
Why, yes, that is Mamrie Hart accepting food delivery dressed as Katy Perry before #HomeBuddies.
Bring this back because WHY THE HECK NOT ITS FREAKING AWESOME XDDDD
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
"staying at grandmas"
finally, conversation that has substance
my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
We might not understand how these things work…
I don’t think my Grandmother could have ever predicted that the term “shit load” would be apart of my every day vocabulary.